Man of my DREAMS...

Dr. Love sent me this in an email... quite hilarious... good READ... Food for Thought..

Reasons why Women find it hard to find the Man of their Dreams:

1.The nice men are ugly.

2.The handsome men are not nice.

3.The handsome and nice men are gay.

4.The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5.The men who are not so handsome , but are nice men, have no money

6.The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money....

think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don 't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,
somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and
thank goodness are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us
when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job,
to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until
they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

FOR all SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! LIVE WELL, LAUGH OFTEN AND LOVE LIKE U'VE NEVER BEEN HURT!

-- Funny gal -- Aug 02.07